Supernatural Employment
Hired As Santa Claus? 7 Deadly Rules You Must Know Now.
Congratulations. You have been hired as Santa Claus.Let’s not pretend. This wasn’t a meritocracy. There were no interviews, no vetting of credentials, no debates over your vision. You are here for a single, practical, and chilling reason: the suit happened to be your size. The last one stopped screaming, and the dimensions of your shoulders, […]
Post-Mortem Supervisor: 5 Essential Rules for a Perfect, Uneventful Shift
Congratulation;The envelope you hold is more than an employment contract; it is a passkey. Specifically, a passkey to the Saint Ivy’s Children’s Memorial Wing, and to the playroom you will open each night from midnight until dawn. Your designation: Post-Mortem Supervisor. The pay—$24 per hour plus additional compensation for “unexpected activity”—is substantial, but it is […]